BF2: More funny media !

[[RC]Hunter]

After the Gun sounds, we are not going to miss the Vehicle sounds.

Amazing sometimes, how people spend their time or what kind of ideas they are coming up with. Either ways, for me it almost sounds the same like the Gun shot sounds.






There are plenty of editions out there about the famous "BF2 Rap Song" ... at the end, I do not care much about the video itself, but the song is nicely made. Whowever likes to get this one as MP3, check the Battlefield 2 download area at this site.

And, READ the text while listening and watching, I still hold my belly ... please note, there are different interpretations of the actual text itself. As usual not that easy to understand while just listening and not reading in parallel. So there are different sources in the net giving you quite a different content from paragraph to paragraph. I spent a few minutes listening back and forth and this is my final text edition of this song.

And well yes, I am admin ... I am allowed to post this type of content. U R NOT !





Hostile Slick Inbound - Frag out Motherfuckers!

Permission to LAN got my mouse in my hand
and I'm shooting motherfuckers all across the land

So if you wanna step go ahead and step to me -
and if you think you can go ahead and suck on these !

Frag grenades that I'm throwing your way,
you're a noob motherfucker and you can´t play,
Battlefield worth a god damn shit !
I'm a spec ops master and I never get hit !

I'm a big fat nerd my name is BlaZin Uk.
I play this game all moterfuckin' day,
the best online soldier in the whole wide world.
I eat noobs for breakfast but I've never kissed a girl.

Cause women ain't an option when you're a leader of a clan.
I´ll talk to my soldiers "Don't need a WOMAN !".
I got internet hoes from Vancouver to Hong Kong,
I sit at the computer and stroke my dong.

Unless my mom's home then I keep it low key.
She's 60 years old and I'm 33 !
It'll be the end if she catches me jackin',
she'll flip my lid and then send me packin' ...

Gotta be stealth when I'm honking my horn,
turn the sound down when watching internet porn.
Can't see my wang cause it's covered by my gut,
that don´t stop this nerd from busting a nut - - What ?

Permission to LAN got my mouse in my hand
and I'm shooting motherfuckers all across the land

I got more frags than bottles got tops,
when I'm on my PC - you better call the cops.
Cause I'm fucking insane when it comes to gaming,
this shit is my life, yo it ain't entertaining !

If I'm playing my games you better leave me alone,
cause fragging motherfuckers gives me a huge bone.
Got no education but I've been to school,
got a degree in ownage and a major in Battlefield.

I'm the king of this shit like Elvis Presly,
so back the fuck up and dont try and impress me !
You know if you do you just acting a foo',
cause this motherfucking nerd is uber cool ...

I've played so many games I've got bedsore.
Excuse me 5 minutes while I'm doing my chores.
My mom gets pissed when I don't take out the trash.
So I have to get up, off my fat fuckin' ass.

I've never had sex or even touched a boob,
but I come everytime I kill a shit fucking noob.
So maybe the next time you're playing my game,
you´ll show some respect when you see my name.

Permission to LAN got my mouse in my hand
and I'm shooting motherfuckers all across the land

Permission to LAN Permission to LAN
You fucking cock sucking noob motherfuckers
Suck my balls, ball sack, owned, you're owned
you're personal owned, Bitch!

[[RC]BooZer]

OMG ... sorry for the admin Seems to be that he just had not only one fuckin' bad day ...